Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them has a heart attack. Because he is not breathing, his companion dials 911. 'My buddy is no longer alive! What am I to do?" "Calm down, sir," the operator responds. "First, ascertain if he is indeed deceased." There is quiet followed by a thunderous boom. "Okay, now what?" the man replies as he returns to the phone. That is, after all, the finest joke in the world as determined by science â so there is no need to be embarrassed of appreciating foolish jokes, is there?
